Q: What's the deal with all the fog? Is it, like, some kind of corporate thing?
A: Ah, no, no, it's just the mist from our experimental Fizz-ifying process. It's a thing of beauty, we assure you.
What is the Fizz-ifying process?
Q: I heard your Fizz Co. has a secret underground network of Fizz-filled tunnels? Is this true?
A: Well, we wouldn't have a Fizz-filled tunnel system if we didn't. It's a vital part of our Fizz-delivery infrastructure. But don't worry, it's not like we're hiding anything from you. Or are we?
Learn more about our Fizz-tunnel system
Q: Do you guys have a Fizz-themed cafe in the city? Can I get a Fizz-brew there?
A: Ah, you're thinking of our flagship store, Fizztopia! It's a Fizz-tastic experience, we assure you. But don't go there thinking you can just waltz in and get a Fizz-brew. You'll have to navigate our Fizz-filled obstacle course first.
Q: Can I order Fizz directly from your website?
A: Oh, you want to be a Fizz-nerd, don't you? Well, we appreciate your enthusiasm. But our website's just for FAQs, kid. You can't order Fizz here. Yet.