Privacy Policy for Slightly-Competent Members of Regularly-Sightable Groups

What we collect:

We collect your name, email, and the contents of your fridge, which we will use to create an algorithmically-generated personalized pizza recommendation system.

What we do with it:

We will use your email to send you occasional newsletters about our favorite types of cheese and the latest in avant-garde cheese-aging techniques.

How we store it:

We store your data in a highly secure, triple-redundant, and moderately-abandoned database server hidden deep within the depths of our server closet.

How to opt out:

Just send us a strongly-worded letter via carrier pigeon, postcard, or carrier-pigeon-postcard hybrid to our offices in the heart of the forest.

Subpages:

By clicking "I Agree" you acknowledge that our lawyers have read this, but they didn't actually understand it.

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