We collect your name, email, and the contents of your fridge, which we will use to create an algorithmically-generated personalized pizza recommendation system.
We will use your email to send you occasional newsletters about our favorite types of cheese and the latest in avant-garde cheese-aging techniques.
We store your data in a highly secure, triple-redundant, and moderately-abandoned database server hidden deep within the depths of our server closet.
Just send us a strongly-worded letter via carrier pigeon, postcard, or carrier-pigeon-postcard hybrid to our offices in the heart of the forest.
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