Bronze the Unhinged

Welcome, you've managed to register for Bronze, the most exclusive club in the galaxy.

As a registered member, you're now part of an elite group of 4 individuals who've somehow managed to pay the annual fee.

Our annual fee includes:

• One free hug from our president, a man with a questionable past and a penchant for neon pink suits.
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, which is always 99% about how great we are.
• A 10% discount on all merchandise, including our best-selling 'I Bronzified' t-shirts.

What's next?

Now that you're registered, we'll send you a personalized email with further instructions and a password reset link, just in case you forgot your password.

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