Welcome, citizen, to the Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp, where we'll rewire your brain with the latest in administrative doublespeak!
Our experts will teach you the art of saying nothing while saying everything, and the ancient art of making your boss love you.
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Disclaimer: Side effects of our reeducation program may include but are not limited to: increased risk of spontaneous eye-rolling, decreased risk of human interaction, and a strong urge to reorganize the world according to the principles of bureaucratic efficiency.