Regulatory Update 9: The Unyielding Beast of Bureaucracy

Changes to Form 9: Because You Clearly Haven't Done Enough Paperwork

Dear valued customer, we've made some changes to Form 9, because apparently, we still haven't seen enough of your paperwork.

We've added a new section for "Reasons for Not Reasoning" because let's be real, you're probably just making this up as you go along.

Also, we've increased the font size to 12px because our lawyers told us to.

As always, please note that any mistakes or errors are yours, not ours. We're not responsible for your lack of attention to detail, nor your questionable life choices.

For more information, see our Regulatory Update 8: Because You Clearly Haven't Done Enough Reading for a comprehensive guide on how to fill out our forms.

Section Changes:

• Added "Reasons for Not Reasoning" (Section 7)
• Updated "Reasons for Not Not Reasoning" (Section 3)
• Removed "Reasons for Not Not Not Reasoning" (Section 1)

Known Issues:

• We know you'll still mess this up.
• We know you'll still ask us for clarification.
• We know you'll still send us a strongly worded email complaining about our font size.