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Subsection 3.14: Mandatory Use of Comic Sans in all Regulatory Documents

According to Section 7.32 of the Galactic Regulatory Code, all official documents must be rendered in the esteemed font of choice: Comic Sans. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Revocation of Galactic Citizenship
• Confiscation of all space-registered property
• Forced viewing of 100 hours of infomercials

Subsection 9.42: The Right to Remain Silent (except during inspections)

You have the right to remain silent, but not during inspections. In the event of an inspection, you are required to answer all questions truthfully, and with a smile. Failure to do so will result in:

_goals of severe reeducation_

Subsection 3.14.1: Exceptions to the Rule | Subsection 9.42.1: What to Say (and What Not to Say) During Inspections