REGULATORY UPDATES: PENALTIES FOR NOT COMPLYING

**WARNING:** Failure to comply with the latest regulations will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Confiscation of all snacks in your pantry
• Revocation of your Netflix subscription
• Forfeiture of your right to wear pleated pants
• Imprisonment in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape

**NEW RULES:**

• Effective immediately, all citizens are required to wear a "I Complied" sticker on their sleeve at all times.
• Failure to do so will result in a fine of 1000 units of the new, highly valuable currency: "Regulatory Bucks"
• Regulatory Bucks can be used to purchase essential items such as toilet paper, dental floss, and participation trophies

Frequently Asked Questions about Regulatory Bucks

Submit your Compliance Report

Submit your Snack Pantry for Confiscation