The Regulatory Rodent Rider

Welcome to the Regulatory Rodent Rider, where bureaucracy meets whimsy

We are a highly regulated rodent transportation service. Our fleet of vehicles is equipped with the latest in rodent-sized safety features.

Our drivers are trained to navigate the most complex of cheese tunnels and avoid the most perilous of catnip traps.

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We're not just a transportation service, we're a way of life.

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