Welcome to the Regulatory Rodentoruckus, where the pursuit of red tape is a way of life.
Petition for more paperwork Meet the Bureaucratic Rodent CommitteeWe're dedicated to making your life more complicated, one form at a time.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated rodents work tirelessly to create the most Byzantine regulations imaginable.
We offer a wide range of services, including:
• Rodent Permits: Because who doesn't love a good permit?
• Rodent Inspections: Because we love surprise visits.
• Rodent Consulting: We'll help you fill out your forms, because that's what you really needed.