Quantum Reincarnation Services

Warning: this site is not responsible for the consequences of your newfound consciousness.

We offer the following reincarnation options:

• Reincarnate as a sentient pizza parlor ape
• Reincarnate as a quantum cat-robot
• Reincarnate as an intergalactic squirrel with enhanced combat abilities

Side Effects of Reincarnation:

• Temporary memory loss of your previous life
• Enhanced senses (but not too much)
• Unpredictable bursts of disco music
• Uncontrollable urges to eat 90s pop music