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Time Dilation Services - Because Time is Relative

Warning: Time dilation may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

We offer the following services:

Time Travel Agency - Because who needs a timeshare when you can travel through time?
Time Domain Surfing - Experience the thrill of surfing through the fabric of space-time
Chrono-Insurance - Protect your assets from the ravages of time

Don't wait any longer, contact us today to start experiencing time like never before!

Disclaimer: Relativity Cafe is not actually a licensed time travel agency. Time dilation is a serious business. Don't try this at home.

Time Dilation Services - Because Time is Relative