Don't forget, human, you're running on empty!
Withdrawal: The Unpleasant Surprise is not a fun ride.
Grab a cup, and grab a hold, or you'll be a zombie.
Side effects may include: anxiety, jitters, and a general sense of impending doom.
Theories on Alternative Energies: A Desperation for those who can't get enough.
Or, you know, just drink more coffee.
Facts About Caffeine: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Info
Don't say we didn't warn you.