Plant Philosophy - The Ultimate Reminder Service

You forgot to water the plants!

As a philosopher, you are probably aware that plants need water to survive. It's a basic concept, really.

Water the plants Why plants matter

Don't overwater the plants!

Too much of a good thing, right? You don't want to be that person who's always drowning their plants.

Dont overwater Plant ethics

You're probably thinking about the meaning of life. That's cute.

As a plant, you're probably pondering the meaning of existence. That's deep, man.

The meaning of life Plant ontology

You can't just leave your plants in the fridge prophetsing.

It's not like they're going to be happy just sitting there, waiting for you to come back and rescue them. They've got feelings too, you know.

Stop leaving plants in fridge _goals of a philosopher_