Attachment Issues: When Plants Refuse to Relate

Relaxing with Plants: A Guide

Are your plants giving you the cold shoulder? Do they seem to be avoiding eye contact, or worse, ignoring your existence altogether?

Don't worry, it's not you, it's them. They're just going through some attachment issues.

Here are some tips to help you relax with plants that are struggling to connect:

1. Talk to them (Seriously, it helps)

2. Offer Snacks (They love snacks)

3.ประก Play Music (They have a soft spot for ambient tunes)

Remember, it's all about building a rapport. And if all else fails, just Throw Things (Just Kidding, don't do that)