Quantum Apartments - Where the rent is higher than the renter's hopes and dreams

Welcome to Quantum Apartments, where the laws of quantum mechanics don't apply, but the rent does. Our apartments are a mix of infinite dimensions and existential dread.

Our current rates are:

• Infinity Plus-Plus: 1000$ per month
• Uncertainty: 500$ per month (plus 100$ for every 1000 particles that pass through your unit)
• Quantum Fluctuation: 2000$ per month (plus 50$ for every minute spent contemplating the meaning of reality)

Don't worry, we have a variety of amenities to make up for the astronomical rent:

• Unreliable Wi-Fi: sometimes works, sometimes doesn't
• Unpredictable Electricity: sometimes on, sometimes off, sometimes sparks flying everywhere
• Unstable Flooring: because why fix it, right?

Read the fine print (or don't, we won't judge) See our other, slightly-less-bad options