Are you tired of being bothered by pesky utility bill collectors? Do you have a knack for making them disappear like a magician with a disappearing act?
The Advanced Evasion Techniques
Here are some expert tips and tricks to help you avoid those pesky utility bills:
- Use a Ouija board to communicate with the utility company's customer service department (results may vary)
- Suspend your utilities and pretend you're a ghost who doesn't exist (works 9 times out of 10)
- Claim you're a time-traveler from the past and they're just sending bills to your great-grandfather (they might buy it)
