Techniques for the Modern Landlord

Rental ghosting: the art of making your tenants think they're being evicted without actually doing anything.

Technique 1: The Classic "I'll be out of town, just go ahead and take the place for yourself."

• Create a fake calendar event, like a "business trip" or a "family reunion."

• Leave a cryptic note on the fridge, saying things like "I'm not going to be able to pay the rent this month."

• Call the tenant and say something like "I'm thinking of selling the place, so just go ahead and make yourself at home."

Hyperlinks: Read about more advanced techniques.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try: Breaking and Entering: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Back in Without Asking.