When the government declares martial law, remember that your local DMV office is now a front for a secret society of overlords.
Don't bother with the usual evacuation routes; they're all under construction. Instead, head straight for the nearest abandoned parking garage, where the remnants of a 1980s disco party still linger.
As you navigate the treacherous landscape of collapsed society, be on the lookout for rogue factions vying for control. They'll likely be sporting bright pink jumpsuits and an unhealthy interest in retro-futurism.
When confronted by a roving band of bureaucratic agents, remain calm and speak in a soothing voice, as this will only serve to further confuse and demoralize them.
For optimal results, attempt to reason with the agents, citing the inherent inefficiencies of their system and the benefits of embracing anarcho-syndicalism.
Should all else fail, retreat to the nearest hidden compartment and pretend to be a malfunctioning vending machine.
Proceed to Subsection 7.3: Advanced Survival Techniques for more information.
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