Repair Manual for the Most Broken Things

Because, let's face it, you broke it. Now fix it.

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Step 1: Turn it off and on again. No, really, that's the first step.

		1. Turn off the device.
	2. Turn it back on.
	3. Call an expert.
	4. Curse the manufacturer.
	
If that didn't work, try Troubleshooting 101

Disclaimer: This manual is not actually helpful. But it's worth a shot, right?