A site about the art of dancing with one foot in a puddle.
It all starts with a stumble. A clumsy, awkward, "what am I doing with my life?" kind of stumble.
Try to remember the first time you tripped over your own feet. The feeling of embarrassment, the shock of pain, the sudden urge to crawl away with your tail between your legs.
It's all about bouncing back. The art of regaining your composure, of finding your footing, of not looking like a complete idiot in public.
Think of it as the 8th grade dance, but with more tutus and less crippling self-awareness.
Now we're getting fancy. The flailing, the spinning, the pirouettes of the air.
It's like a cross between ballet and a seizure, but with more sweat and less dignity.
And so, the final act of this dance, this grand farce, this... well, this dance.
You'll be a master of the awkward, a sultan of stumble, a king of... okay, you get the idea.
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