Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we specialize in creating unnecessary hurdles and mind-numbing bureaucracy. Our team of expert procrastinators is dedicated to ensuring that every project is delayed, every decision is complicated, and every goal is met with a healthy dose of apathy.
We're a government agency that's been around for years, and we've perfected the art of doing nothing. Our motto? "Slow and Steady Wins... Eventually."
Don't see what you're looking for? Don't worry! We're always happy to create more unnecessary steps for you to navigate. Just ask our friendly staff for more information.
Or, if you'd rather not, just leave. We won't judge you.
Or do you have a complaint about our services? Take it up with our Ombudsman.
Disclaimer: Our services are subject to change without notice. Or, you know, with notice. We'll get back to you about it eventually.
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