Welcome to the Reporting Paranoia: The Bureaucratic Labyrinth, where every door leads to more paperwork and every answer is a question.
We're glad you're here. Please, for the love of all things sane, don't try to find a way out.
Our latest update: "New Form Introduced, Old Form Retired (But Don't Worry, It's the Same Form)".
Read more about it here.
"The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Nothing" by our resident expert, Bob.