Breaking News!
We, the It Department, are proud to announce that we have finally succumbed to the allure of Microsoft Edge. Our IT team has been trained on the art of using Edge as the default browser, much to the chagrin of our users.
Our users are now forced to endure the joys of Edge's sleek and modern design, complete with a layout that's as smooth as a freshly waxed floor. And don't even get us started on the battery life! Our IT team is now able to browse the web for hours on end without ever having to worry about running out of power.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some statistics that prove our point:
- Our users are now 100% more likely to have their eyes bleed from staring at the browser's default font.
- Our users are now 500% more likely to experience browser crashes due to the "Sleek" design.
- Our users are now 200% more likely to have their sanity questioned by the constant "are you still there?" messages from their loved ones.