Lost in Space

Escape Plan: Not Actually a Plan

It appears the space station has lost all sense of direction. The navigation system is on the fritz, and the last recorded position was 'That way'.

A team of highly trained, yet utterly useless astronauts is on the scene, trying to figure out which wall is 'forward'. They're not doing a great job.

In the meantime, please enjoy the complimentary packet of freeze-dried space rations and the view of the infinite abyss.

Low Oxygen Alert Unknown Object Approaching Take a Space Walk (Not Really, We're Not Sure What's Out There)