MONTHLY REPORTS

Because who doesn't love bureaucracy?

Month Reported By Reasons to Complain About Our Company
January Tony Too many microwaves in the break room. Again.
February Sarah The stapler in the break room is still not a stapler.
March Bob The coffee machine is on fire.
April Jenny We're still not getting enough free donuts.
May Manager McManagerface Not enough meetings.
June Intern 3 Why don't I get to use the foosball table during meetings?
July HR Lady Too many cats in the supply closet.
August IT Guy Why is there still no WiFi in the bathroom?
September Finance Lady The vending machine still only takes pennies.
October Marketing Manager Why do we still have a company-wide email thread about the company picnic from 2007?
November IT Guy Why is the copier still on fire?
December Tony Too many holiday parties. Not enough eggnog.

Subpage for Important Reports

Because who doesn't love even more bureaucracy?

Subpage 1: Reports from the Floor | Subpage 2: Reports from the C-Suite