Reports from Dimension 456-Beta, Sector 7-Gamma indicate a possible rift in the fabric of space-time. The anomaly, dubbed "The Great Unraveling," is causing localized distortions in the probability fields surrounding a small, unassuming bakery in the heart of the city.
Witnesses report seeing pastries levitating above the counter, and a faint glow of quantum energy emanating from the ventilation system.
Experts warn that if left unchecked, The Great Unraveling could have catastrophic consequences for the fabric of reality itself.
Stay vigilant, citizens! The Great Unraveling could happen at any moment.