Quantum Leaks are a series of bizarre phenomena where the fabric of space-time becomes... wonky.
Symptom 1: Random Object Teleportation
You're walking down the street when suddenly, a toaster appears out of nowhere. Not just any toaster, but one that's been possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled accountant. It's not just a toaster, it's a Possessed Toaster Phenomenon.
You wake up, it's 1972. Again. And again. And again. You start to wonder if you've ever actually lived in 2023. Or if 1972 is just a Time Looping Horror.
You're trying to order a coffee at a café when you notice that the barista is wearing a "I <3 1972" button. You start to feel like you're stuck in some kind of bizarre time loop.
You walk into a meeting room and find the walls covered in an unexplainable, foamy substance. It's not just a weird cleaning product, it's Quantum Foam Gone Wild. You try to wipe it off, but it just keeps coming back, like a sentient, sticky, quantum-foam creature.
You're in the middle of a meeting when suddenly, a large, invisible, rectangular prism appears in front of you. It's not just a weird presentation tool, it's Teleportron 3000. It starts beaming matter from one place to another, causing chaos and confusion.