REPORT: That Was Just a Dream

Case File: DBL-001

Summary: Unremarkable dreams of eating Cheetos while riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored kittens.

Investigator's Notes: The subject reported having the dream after consuming 12 Cheetos in one sitting. Further investigation revealed a possible link between the subject's snack choices and their subconscious.

Recommendation: Further study is needed to determine the root cause of this dream, but in the meantime, we recommend the subject stick to their regular diet of whole foods.