Reports from Dimension-9999 indicate a severe influx of temporal tourists. The dimensional rift is experiencing a backlog of 4,567,432,109 tourists per second.
Due to the immense traffic congestion, dimensional anchors are being deployed to stabilize the rift. However, reports from affected tourists indicate they are experiencing:
- Severe dimensional whiplash
- Uncontrollable dimensional vomiting
- Unpredictable dimensional identity crises