We are working tirelessly to repair the fabric of space-time, but in the meantime, please be advised of the following:
- Interdimensional travel delays are expected on all routes.
- Some travelers may experience unstable dimensional fluctuations.
- We cannot be held responsible for any lost or damaged goods, including but not limited to:
- Clothing that has been shrunk or stretched beyond recognition.
- Food that has been transformed into sentient creatures.