Dimension 9999 Congestion Report

Transdimensional Traffic Congestion

We're experiencing a severe case of transdimensional traffic congestion in Dimension 9999. Our team of expert dimensional engineers is working tirelessly to resolve the issue.

Current Status: Critical

Causes: Parallel universes trying to watch Netflix

Recommendations:

1. Upgrade your dimensional buffering capacity
2. Consider a transdimensional router upgrade
3. Try watching Netflix in a different dimension

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