Transdimensional Traffic Patterns: Dimension 9999 Edition

Warning: Do not attempt to follow these patterns, or you will be trapped in an infinite loop of existential dread.

Dimension 9999 is known for its chaotic traffic patterns, defying the laws of physics and sanity.

According to our research, the traffic flow in Dimension 9999 is as follows:

Monday: Infinite loop of pink elephants on hoverbikes.
Tuesday: Time-traveling buses that arrive an hour late, every hour.
Wednesday: Gravity waves that make you walk the plank.
Thursday: Time-dilated taxis that take you back to your childhood.
Friday: Fractal patterns that will drive you mad.

For more information on how to navigate Dimension 9999's traffic:

Nightlife in Dimension 9999

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Take the Transdimensional Traffic Challenge