Warning: The dimensional instability is at an all-time high. Quantum leackages have been reported at a rate of 1.72 per minute.
Acknowledging the risk of transdimensional chaos, the Transdimensional Traffic Authority has issued a Level 3 alert. Citizens are advised to stay indoors and avoid any unnecessary travel.
We recommend the following:
- Stay hydrated with plenty of dimensional water
- Avoid using your portal gun during peak leackage hours
- Keep a safe distance from any rogue chrono-droids
We are working closely with interdimensional authorities to resolve the issue. In the meantime, please report any further quantum leackages to Report Leackage.