I am the Incomprehensible Overlord of the Universe, ruler of all that exists. My dominion is vast, my powers are unyielding, and my whims are the only reality.
My subjects are many, but my interests are few. I care little for the petty squabbles of the mundane world, but I am ever-vigilant for the next great catastrophe.
My throne is a swirling vortex of confusion, a labyrinth of contradictions, and a maze of paradoxes.
I am not to be trifled with, nor trifled upon. My power is not a thing to be underestimated.
Visit my Manifesto to learn more about my grand vision for the universe.
Or, if you dare, Schematics of my throne room, a labyrinthine marvel of twisted steel and burning ambition.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Manifesto of the Unspoken - a secret treatise on the art of being ignored.