rereading/technique-2

Technique 2: Re-reading the manual... again.

This technique involves staring at the same line of text until your eyes water.

Or, you know, just read it for 5 minutes and then take a break.

• Subtechnique 1: Blinking the text really hard.
• Subtechnique 2: Using a mirror to see the text from a different angle.
• Subtechnique 3: Re-reading it out loud, slowly and in a British accent.

1. Stare.
2. Blink.
3. Re-Read.
4. Repeat.
5. Scream.

Side effects may include: Eye strain, increased understanding, or utter frustration.