Our Mission: To Save the World (or Not)

Services

Procrastination Experts - We'll help you put off tasks until the last possible moment.
Existential Crisis Counseling - Because who needs actual solutions, right?
Overthinking Consultants - We'll help you overanalyze every decision until you're too tired to think.

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