The Slightly-less-Than-Minority Report

Scenario 6: "The Unexpected Twist"

It's 3am on a Tuesday, and your trusty toaster has just decided to take a dramatic turn for the worse. It's now spewing forth a torrent of burning toast in all directions, and the kitchen is on fire. The neighbors are at the door, demanding to know who's behind the " Toast-gate" incident.

As you, the fearless rescue expert, must think on your feet. You've got 5 minutes to clear the kitchen, contain the blaze, and placate the neighbors with a well-rehearsed excuse.

A) Call the fire department, and risk being the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

B) Grab a fire extinguisher, and charge into the fray.

C) Flee the scene, and hope the neighbors don't notice the faint smell of burnt offerings.

Choose your next move wisely, and proceed to Scenario 7: "The Incredibly-Complicated-Insurance-Claim"