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Disclaimer: Don't sue us, we warned
Disclaimer: Don't sue us, we warned
Warning: What you are about to read will likely lead to the demise of your favorite sweater, the destruction of your living room, and possibly the end of the world. Proceed at your own risk.
By accessing this page, you are agreeing to the following:
- I will not be held responsible for any damage to your ego, your belongings, or your sanity.
- I will not be held accountable for any injuries sustained while attempting to rescue a kitten from a tree.
- I will not be liable for any emotional trauma caused by reading about the advanced rescue techniques contained within this page.
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