B. D. Brutalist, Master of Disaster, Lord of Chaos, King of Rescue.
Z. Z. Zamboni, Expert in Extraction and Extraction, Lord of the Exit.
C. C. Crazylegs, Specialist in Rope Rescue, Lord of the Ladder.
Located in the heart of Nowhereland, our rescue HQ is a state-of-the-art facility, equipped with the latest in rescue tech and staffed by the best in the business.
We offer a range of rescue services, including but not limited to:
Send us a message, and we'll send you a rescue plan. Or not. We're not really sure. Maybe just send us some cookies.