Advanced Rescue Techniques

Learn how to extract yourself from sticky situations with our top-secret methods.

Exit Strategies

1. The Art of Distractification: Distract yourself from the impending doom with a well-placed burp.

2. The Backdoor Escape: A classic move where you exit via the rear door, often used in tight spaces.

3. The Window of Opportunity: A daring escape through a window, often used when all other options fail.