When all else fails, try using the Plot Twist Coffee Machine. This device uses a complex system of pulleys and levers to rescue even the most unlikely of heroes. It can fit into tight spaces, lift heavy objects, and even communicate with the spirits of the trapped individuals through an advanced system of flashing lights and morse code.
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But be warned: the Plot Twist Coffee Machine is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong stomach and a willingness to think outside the box. Or, in this case, the dumpster.