Advanced Rescue Techniques: The Plot Twist Laundry

When the rescue goes wrong, and it always does.

So, you've got your average, everyday rescue mission. The damsel in distress is tied to a chair, the henchmen are closing in, and the hero is... well, not really a hero. That's when you need Advanced Rescue Techniques, where the plot twist is not the bad guys, but the laundry.

Laundry Day 1

A typical day starts with a burst of adrenaline, as you rush to the scene of the crime. But little do you know, the real danger isn't the villains, it's the mountain of dirty socks.

Illustration by: Sock Squad
Laundry Day 2

As the day wears on, the stakes get higher. The socks multiply, the detergent runs out, and the hero starts to lose their grip on reality.

Laundry Day 3

It's the final showdown. The henchmen are defeated, the damsel is free, but at what cost? The hero is left with a mountain of dirty socks, and a lifetime supply of detergent.