Rescue Ransom: Advanced Rescue Techniques

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Using advanced rescue techniques, you can rescue anything from a cat in a tree to your ex-girlfriend from a bad relationship.

But, let's be real, the real money is in rescuing your neighbors from their own incompetence.

Here's some tips:

• Use a megaphone to shout instructions
• Employ a team of highly trained rescue professionals
• Bring a picnic

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