Scenario 2: Interrogation of the Uncooperative

Suspect's Profile:

Subject: Bruno the Unwilling

Known Associates: None

Last Seen: Abandoning a suspiciously empty ice cream truck at the outskirts of town

Interrogation Protocol:

  1. Initial Greeting: Offer a warm smile and a stale donut
  2. Establish Rapport: Discuss the weather (or a popular sports team)
  3. Build Trust: Reveal a shared love of 80s pop culture
  4. Extract Information: Employ active listening and carefully crafted leading questions
  5. Debriefing: Offer a parting gift (a used tissue, a stale granola bar)
Next Step: Advanced Techniques

Note: Interrogation protocols are highly situational and subject to revision based on new information. Do not attempt to use these techniques in real-world scenarios without proper training and licensure.