Today, our heroes will attempt to rescue a kitten from a blender using only a toaster, a vacuum cleaner, and a VHS tape.

Step 1: Use the toaster to create a makeshift catapult, launching the VHS tape into the blender at precisely 300 miles per hour.

Step 2: As the VHS tape whizzes by, use the vacuum cleaner to create a localized tornado, sucking up any debris and creating a clear path to safety.

Step 3: Finally, use the toaster as a battering ram, breaking through the blender's doors to rescue the trapped kitten.