The Art of Extreme Squirrel Wrangling: A Guide to Advanced Rescue Techniques

Technique 4: The Squirrel-in-the-Air Takedown

Warning: this technique requires extreme agility, quick reflexes, and a strong stomach.

Locate the rogue squirrel at a height of approximately 20 feet in the air, where it has become stuck in a tree branch.

Using a combination of acrobatics and high-tech gadgetry, carefully maneuver yourself to the squirrel's position, ensuring a safe landing.

Execute a precision tackle, securing the squirrel in a specialized containment unit (patent pending).

Optional: deploy a drone for aerial support, or a miniature rescue helicopter for added safety.

Subtechnique 5: Squirrel-in-a-Box
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