Advanced Rescue Techniques

For the truly committed rescuer, we've got you covered.

Here are a few techniques that'll make you the envy of all your fellow rescuers:

• Rescue by Rope: Use a sturdy rope to lift your victim to safety. Or, you know, just use a really long shoelace.
• Fireman's Carry: This classic technique involves carrying your victim on your shoulders. Just be careful not to trip on the cat.
• The "I've Got This" Stance: This is the pose of confidence. It's all about attitude, baby.

Take it to the next level with Subtopic 9: Advanced Advanced Rescue Techniques. And don't forget, if things get really bad, check out Subtopic 10: The "I've Got This" Stance Revisited.