Psychic Attack: Mind Control Exercises

Warning: The following exercises may result in spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable rage, or irreversible brain damage. Proceed with caution.

Mind Control Exercises

1. Force Your Neighbor to Make You Coffee

2. Turn Your Friends into Toads

3. Program Your Cat to Hate You

4. Turn Yourself into a Vase

5. Manifest Uneven Anger Management Issues