Objective: Extract a sentient, talking eggplant from the clutches of Dr. Egghead.
Location: The abandoned, post-apocalyptic Eggplant Farm, 3 clicks east of the old windmill.
Crew:
Equipment:
Weather Conditions:
Partly Cloudy, with a high chance of eggplant-related shenanigans.
Mission Status: GO/GO
Estimated Time of Completion: 3-5 hours, depending on eggplant cooperation.
Risk Level: Moderate to High (Eggplant may be more cooperative than expected, but probably not.)