Remote Rescue: Because You're Not Actually Lost, You're Just In A Place With No Wi-Fi

Current Location:

GPS says you're somewhere in the middle of Nowheresville, USA.

Available Options:

• Send a Frantic Message to the Rescue Team
• Make Some Distress Noises to Signal Your Presence
• Accidentally Start a River to Signal for Help (Caution: May cause local flooding)
• Just Stay Put and Wait for Rescue, You're Not Actually in Danger (Probably)