Remote Rescue: Because You're Not Actually Lost, You're Just In A Place With No Wi-Fi
Current Location:
GPS says you're somewhere in the middle of
Nowheresville
, USA.
Available Options:
Send a Frantic Message to the Rescue Team
Make Some Distress Noises to Signal Your Presence
Accidentally Start a River to Signal for Help (Caution: May cause local flooding)
Just Stay Put and Wait for Rescue, You're Not Actually in Danger (Probably)